FRANCES I SAW YOU EYEING CARMEN'S BOOBS LAST NIGHT! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN PICTURING THEM NAKED OR THINKING ANY OTHER THOUGHTS OTHER THAN THOSE ARE HER MAMMARY GLANDS!

just thought you should know that I know! I got my eye on you!!! :P

MY GIRL FUCKING ROCKS!!!

congrats again baby, I'm so proud of you!

anyone realize that the shocker is just a slight variation of the Buddhist holy hand symbol?

no wonder he was always happy and smiling.
buddha rocks.

http://www.rotten.com/library/language/the-finger/shocker/

why do I bother.

hahahaha I forgot about this!
I miss my sexy penguin...
SOSOSOOOOOO much!

how do I love thee?
let me oink the ways...
;)
i love you baby

someone's gotta invent bunny uppers... pity cuz they're SOOO cute!

http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/

holy crap, it's been a crazy couple of months! needless to say.. I cleaned up alot of trash...and managed to get rid of all evidence... heh...

anyhooo! hope y'all are doing fine out there in cyberland and havin a gay ol' time peepin into the minds of willing outpourers.

Anybody ever have an urge to go to the movies, like you're all psyched up to go, call up your friends/loved ones - then check out the listings only to figure out that complete and utter crap is playing? Stuff you wouldn't watch even if it's free - only if your eyes were pried open, you were tied up to a chair, and fed popcorn and visine drops throughout - and even then you'd figure out some way to become deaf and sink your eyeballs deeper into your head. Ah well.

5 Tips to Manage your Way Through a Horrid Movie

1. Get completely high.

• It makes all those high priced snacks even tastier!
• Any corny jokes or overly dramatic/intense scenes become tolerable!
• Helps you to analyze/realize the imporant things of the movie. Such as, "Why is her shirt so blue?", "Dude, what's this movie about?", and "These nachos taste SOO good"

2. Get completely drunk.

• It won't matter if you have to break the seal to keep peeing, cuz you're not missing much anyways!

3. Bring your own portable dvd player.

• Nothing like ruining a deafening quiet scene with moans and groans filtering from some side porn playing!

4. Bring your own recording device.

• Record fav lines from other tv shows/movies.
  ex. Homer, "Booooring" or Arnie's, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
• Record your own loud and obnoxious laugh tracks and the such.

5. Bring a complete slut to make out/fuck with.

• whether it be a slutty stranger or your slutty girlfriend/boyfriend!

Go and make a dry movie juicy!

ok I have another confession. I'm not made of soca music.... *sobs* I'm actually made of... tapioca pearls. I know in this world, there's such intolerane tapioca pearls... n'... *shuffles feet* I just wanted to fit in. But it's time to make a stance, for all those who are made of tapioca pearls too! We will not cave into the pressures of the world and conform to the norm! WE WILL BE PROUD TO BE TAPIOCA!

So please, stop intolerance, stop the racism, and stop eating us in your damn bubble teas!

this message has been brought to you by the Association of Tapioca Intolerance.

aiight, gotta make this quick .. plenty tings to do.. first of all, I want to confess to da world, I'm actually made of soca music (that's right! made of de music!) n' right now I'm all about de dub n' reggae. So I'm mashing up de place, or at least me blog. So jus keep on smiling, nuh? ;)