Meet Sasha!

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Well, I thought of a new business idea so I can make money for when I move back to the Tdot.

I'm going to pimp asian gals online. but see, I have a strategy about this. hehe. *comes in close to talk* *eyes back and forth*
I'm going to pimp my friends who are asian so that I can say they're from lets say, china or hong kong or malaysia, and then just say they've just been shipped but really I don't have to pay a shipping fee. hehe but the customers do!

ya I know you all wanna learn from the muff~master, well step in line cuz first tha master has other things to attend to first.
oooh come in laddddddies!

lol

maybe I can trick my friends into treating them to bubble tea and then drug their drinks and viola, an instant asian gal. lol

ASIAN GALS FOR SALE - coming soon!

BABY, I'M COMIN BACK TO YA! OOOH YA!

OOOOOOH YA I'M COMING BACK! OOOOH!

GUNTHER ROCKS!

www.gunthernet.com

"oooh, you touch my tra la la, mmm my ding ding dong!"

deep in zee night, I am looking for some fun ;)

So how the hell is everyone? I just made some wicked ass chicken and pasta to eat. yumyum. so here I am wasting time, before I finish doing my hw (that's HOT WOMEN in case you didn't know *wink*).

My first lovely hw is, "Essay" and let me tell you, she has me right bent over and totally fucked up the ass. *looks around* Not that I wouldn't like it any other way! heh. Then following her is, "Clinical Rubric" who's mission in life is to beat me into submission and push me onto my back and just spread me like a fish. haha no jokes now, pussies are NOT like fish! Only certain people that I know. lol

Anyone else have dogs who twitch when they sleep? it's pretty damn amusing. It's even funnier to go ARHGHHHAHAH right by their ear and have them shoot up in shock. haha naw, I don't do that, only by "accident" sometimes.

Enough lolly gagging* I must bid you all adieu and return to my all nighter session with my hw. mmm how I love my hw.

*lolly gagging: When a man inserts a lolly pop down your mouth to simulate deep throating, so much that you gag from it.

dirty sanchez anyone? :P
next time you see a girl with a moustache, clarify to see if she's
a) extremely hairy
b) dyke
c) tranny boi
d) a victim of a dirty sanchez

My vote is for d! Adios pukas.

one pickle
two pickle
three pickle
four
five pickle
six pickle
seven pickle
YOU DIRTY PICKLE WHORE!

get your own pickles!

For my Carmen,

Hello everyone n' WELCOME to my blog!
I will be your captain for this flight, so please take note that the door is to your left, window to your right, and puke bucket just above your heads! *smile*
so how r y'all enjoyin urselves?
enjoying the complimentary peanuts?

Well I guess I'll start from the top.
*looks down at you*
Hi, hello there! This is me on top - OF YOU - You like that bitch? that's what I thought. heh.

So since you're my bitch now, I should really let you be writing this for me while I dictate.
Geeze I had no idea a blog was so empowering and sexual. I'm surprised these things aren't banned yet.
~I just wanted to take a moment to say HOLLA to my baby gurl, I LOVE YOU baby n' I love your goodies!~
Now I know y'all are thinking, DAMN, no joinin' the mile high club with me on this flight. Well that's where you're wrong. I fully accept and encourage y'all to start gang bangin with each other on this flight! Please note to smile and spread towards the left and right aisles at chairs: 23, 47, 12, 24, and of course towards the cock pit. If you are in need of more lube, don't hesistate to ring the bell for assistance, one of our lovely hostesses - Danyelle, Angelica, Desiree, n' Bambilina - will be at your side in an instant. If you need a fluffer, that's not a problem either, as our hostesses are well trained and versatile.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go eat a bowl of stew.
I wish you all safe sex and I hope you all enjoy the ride.